There aren't many world records I KNOW I could break . . . but this is one. Because when it comes to sitting on the toilet, I'm Michael Freaking Jordan.
A 48-year-old guy named Jimmy De Frenne from Ostend, Belgium just set a Guinness World Record for sitting on a TOILET for 116 consecutive hours. It wasn't even a real toilet, either . . . it was in the middle of a bar.
The biggest challenge is you can't sleep. He was allowed to get up for five minutes every hour to stretch or, ironically, relieve himself in a real toilet.