Harry Styles' mysterious bulge {Photo}
posted by Java -
It's been about a year since Harry Styles dropped his debut solo single, "Sign Of The Times".
I thought for sure that song was gonna be a HUGE hit. I mean... it did okay, but... I thought...
@Harry_Styles #signofthetimes feels like an instant pop classic; #Hello or #LoseYourself level. Or is this a future cringeworthy @timehop?
— Java Joel Murphy (@javajoel) April 8, 2017
Okay... Perhaps that prediction was a bit over-the-top, but I digress!
Harry has been on-tour in Munich, Germany. Doesn't he look fantastisch??!?!
(That's how you say "fantastic" in Germany, by the way)
That's actually a bad angle... or a good one... Depending on your point-of-view, I guess.
Take a looksie at this clip a fan posted from the same show.
Uhhhhh. Harry? You okay man?
Harry Styles holding the rainbow flag at his concert while flaunting his boner is my new favorite thing 😫 pic.twitter.com/dZYEftm5v4
— Lady Gaga Facts (@LGMonsterFacts) March 27, 2018
Is that a member of The Wanted in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Turns out, it was merely an optical illusion.
Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, Erectioners... Urrm, I mean "DIRECTIONERS", but...