Hey, it happens... things just don't work out and people end up divorced. However, sometimes, in the world of dating, I've found that whole subject is sometimes tough to bring up! That's why I present to you this list of SIGNS THE PERSON YOU ARE DATING HAS BEEN MARRIED MULTIPLE TIMES...
First question they ask you is how do you feel about putting the toilet seat down when you’re done
They want to know if you consider sleeping with your secretary cheating
They have diamond rings on all of their fingers
Their license plate says “Alimony”
They wanted to skip the second date and move in together
They refer to you as their future ex-wife
You’re in between jobs and they’re in between spouses
They have a divorce lawyer on retainer
They’ve got more exes than all of the Kardashians put together
You spent your third date going over a pre-nuptial agreement
They’ve been on “Say Yes To The Dress” 12 times
Every time you drive by a church they say “I Do”