What happens when your morning starts with free coffee, a lack of sleep, and Producer Pooh dreaming that Oprah Winfrey crashed a DART bus into a Mexican restaurant? Apparently, just another Tuesday on Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh. The crew kicks off the show celebrating National Coffee Day, debating their favorite coffee spots and whether iced coffee is really just a summer thing. Candice admits she's operating at about a "7" on the tired scale, while Billy tries to figure out how much coffee it's going to take to survive the morning.Then Producer Pooh completely steals the intro with his bizarre dream. The entire crew is enjoying Mexican food and margaritas on a patio when suddenly a DART bus crashes into the restaurant, with Oprah Winfrey behind the wheel! Pooh blames his late-night doom-scrolling, which launches the crew into a hilarious conversation about the things they watch, listen to, and absolutely cannot handle before going to sleep.

Today's anonymous confession might completely change the way you think about your five senses.

One listener admits she smells practically everything she picks up, describing it almost like a reflex. Old books are one of her favorites, but it gets even more unusual. She remembers people by their natural scent, says she once knew her sister was secretly visiting simply because she could smell that she was in the house, and even admits to smelling silverware before using it to make sure it's clean.

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Would you keep a $100,000 secret if the money was being used to help people?

A listener has anonymously helped families in her church for nearly a decade, paying everything from rent and utilities to medical bills and Christmas gifts. But she's carried a secret about the questionable origins of the money the entire time. She now sits beside some of the very families she's helped on Sundays, and they have no idea their anonymous benefactor is sitting right next to them. It's one of those Dirty Little Secrets that leaves the crew asking a surprisingly complicated question: Does where the money came from matter if it's now changing lives for the better?

Tune in to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh to hear the entire conversation and decide for yourself!

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If money came from a questionable past, could you still use it to change someone’s future for the better?

That question takes center stage on a wild Monday with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh on Billy The Kidd In The Morning! After surviving their massive Corny Dog Walk from North Dallas to the State Fair of Texas, the crew recaps the heat, the miles, the incredible State Fair opening ceremony and the moment they presented a $2,000 check made possible by everyone who purchased Corny Dog Walk shirts. Billy and Candice completed the roughly 15-mile journey, while Pooh logged an impressive 9.1 miles, nearly a mile farther than the previous year. But then comes a Dirty Little Secret nobody in the studio was expecting.A  listener reveals that for nearly 10 years, she has secretly helped struggling families at her church by paying rent, electric bills, medical expenses and even buying Christmas presents for children. The families she helps have no idea she's the person behind i

Tune in to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh to hear the entire conversation and decide for yourself!

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She’s keeping a relationship secret from everyone in her life, but there’s one person she definitely doesn’t want finding out: her dad. After unexpectedly reconnecting with one of her dad’s longtime friends, innocent conversation turned into drinks, a day on his boat, and eventually something much more. Now they’ve been secretly seeing each other for about a month. 

What makes it even more complicated? She’s known this man practically her entire life. He’s been at family cookouts, birthday parties and holidays, and there are even pictures of him holding her when she was a baby. She says their connection is real, but she’s terrified that revealing the relationship could not only upset her dad, but destroy his friendship with the man she’s dating.

What would YOUR dad do if he found out? Tune in to Billy The Kidd In The Morning for the full Dirty Little Secret, then share the episode with someone who needs to weigh in on this one!

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It’s opening day of the State Fair of Texas, which means Billythekidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh are preparing for the second annual Corny Dog Walk, a roughly 14-mile journey to the fairgrounds dressed as giant corny dogs. But before they hit thestreets of Dallas, there’s a Dirty Little Secret that could destroy a longtime friendship, a major dating debate and another case for Judge Candice. 

It's finally here!

Billythekidd and Producer Pooh prepare to suit up as giant corny dogs and tackle the long walk to the State Fair of Texas, while Candice Lopez brings along her freshly decorated“Corny Force One” support scooter. 

Last year, Pooh made it 8.7 miles, and he is VERY specific about that .7. This year, he's coming prepared with new shoes, stretching, powder and plenty of determination. Unfortunately, a listener poll shows only 21% believe he'll complete all 14 miles.

After hearing about coffee shops featuring bikini-clad baristas, Billythekidd decides women deserve their own version and starts developing a business plan involving male baristas and some VERY questionable uniforms.

Candice Lopez immediately informs him that he has completely misunderstood what women want.

Tune in now to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billythekidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh for the secrets, arguments, laughs and Corny Dog chaos. Then subscribe, leave us a review and share the episode with the friend who would have the STRONGEST opinion about today's drama!

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She’s 30, single, and has discovered she has a VERY specific type:“Home Depot dads.” Think older guys, dad bods, faded jeans, beat-up work boots, and the kind of man you’d find wandering the aisles of Home Depot early on a Saturday morning. But this isn’t just a fantasy anymore. She’s secretly dating a 54-year-old electrician who checks every box, and she hasn’t introduced him to her friends or family because she’s worried about what they’ll think of the 24-year age gap. Could this actually be love, or is her “Home Depot Dad” fantasy about to get a little too real

Tune in to hear the full Dirty Little Secret and decide for yourself: Is a 24-year age gap a dealbreaker, or should she forget what everyone else thinks and follow her heart?

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Can you control who you’re attracted to, even when they’re NOTHING like the person everyone expects you to date?

On today’s Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billythekidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh dive into a hilarious, surprising and debate-filled morning before the second annual Corny Dog Walk kicks off tomorrow! A 30-year-old listener confesses that she’s developed a VERY specific type:“Home Depot dads.” She’s talking older guys with dad bods, faded jeans, beat-up work boots and the look of someone you might find roaming Home Depot at 8:30 on a Saturday morning.

Producer Pooh is back in Candice Court, and this time the charges involve a fancy lunch with one of the company’s big bosses. After getting invited to lunch, Pooh told the boss that Billythekidd and Candice Lopez had already left for the day. They hadn’t. Then Pooh proceeded to enjoy the lunch by ordering steak AND lobster, plus an Old Fashioned, while the boss kept things considerably lighter.

Is a 24-year dating gap too much? Was Pooh’s surf-and-turf boss lunch tacky? And what’s the most overrated thing YOU can think of?

🎧 Tune in now to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billythkidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh to hear the entire hilarious morning unfold. Then subscribe, leave a review and share this episode with someone who needs a laugh today

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What if you could become a completely different person for just a few hours? One woman confesses that not even her husband knows about the secret life she’s been living. A couple of times a month, she dresses up, creates a fake name, career, husband, and backstory, then tours multi-million-dollar homes pretending she’s a serious potential buyer. She’ll even ask detailed questions and occasionally return for a second showing, despite knowing she could never afford the house.

She says she loves her real life, but there’s something thrilling about stepping into the shoes of her wealthy alter ego. Is it harmless fantasy and escapism, or has she taken pretending way too far?

Would you call this harmless escapism, or has she taken her fantasy life way too far? Tune in to hear the full Dirty Little Secret, and let us know what YOU would do!

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Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to live someone else’s life, even if it was only for an afternoon?

Today on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billythekidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most unusual Dirty Little Secrets yet. One listener confesses that she secretly visits open houses for multi-million-dollar mansions, dresses the part, creates an entirely fake identity and backstory, and convinces realtors that she might actually buy the place. The catch? Her friends, family, and even her husband have no idea she does it.

That raises the big question: Is this harmless escapism, or is there something deeper going on?

The crew brings in Dr. Chris from Taylor Counseling Group, a mental-health professional and friend of the show, to break down what's behind the behavior. His surprising take? She's not necessarily crazy at all. He describes the behavior as a form of escapism, essentially an elaborate version of daydreaming that allows someone to briefly step outside their everyday routine and imagine a different life.

The countdown to theCorny Dog Walk is on, but Producer Pooh's walking technique has suddenly become the main attraction.

After video of Pooh walking through the mall hit social media, listeners unleashed an absolutely ruthless collection of descriptions of his signature waddle

From a woman secretly pretending to be a millionaire, to an RSVP battle that could end friendships, a surprising job-interview red flag, Producer Pooh's legendary walk, and the inspiring story behind a State Fair scholarship, this episode goes everywhere.

👉 Tune in to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billythekidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh and decide which side you're on.

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